we cant all be heroes

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

(via savior-winchester)

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

(via oh-lympio)

aflawedfashion:

arqueete:

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

First we lose the ability to slam the phone down on someone when we lose the land line.

Then we lose the ability to dramatically close a flip phone. 

smashing the end button just isn’t the same. 

(via onlylolgifs)

foxnewsofficial:

i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone 

(via staystrongandfree)